My ass is really chapped about this trailer-park mental midget that posts here.
I thought The City Wire would put a stop to this insanity, but apparently, they either don't care or they agree with this absinthe-drinking nitwit.
What am I thinking?!?! He visits museums, goes to broadway plays, and does Internet research. Apparently, these sorts of activities has resulted in him becoming a much more advanced human than us beer-drinkers because he knows the truth.
Oh, wait, that would mean that he himself is the advanced race. Oh.... I get it.
Damn, I'm so stupid. I hate me.